The Funny Farm

A Collection Of Clean Jokes

Category Index

Aging
Animals/Pets
Aviation Antics
Bar & Drinking Jokes
Battle Of The Sexes
Celtic Blessings
Church & Religion
Computers & The Internet
Cops 'n' Robbers
Golf
I Read It In The Paper
Just Plain Silly
Krazy Kids
Legal Levity
Medical Mayhem
Miscellaneous
One Liners
On The Job
Parenthood
Personal Humor Pages
Point Of View
Pun Intended
Rednecks
School Daze
Science
Word Play
Aging
Bad Habits
Classmates
Games
Hard of Hearing
Memory test
Old Friends
The Perks of Being Over 60
Reflections on Aging
More reflections on aging
Retirement
Then & now
Twenty Perks of Being 50+
You Know You're Old When...

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Animals/Pets
Adopted Bunny
At the Watering Hole
At the Zoo
Bear Alert
Bear Science
Buddy
Cats 'n' Dogs
Dog Breeds That Didn't Make It
Dog Chow
Dogs and Computers
Doggy Heaven
Duck Food
Enchanted Frog
The Elephant and the Turtle
Guard Parrot
Letters to God from Dogs
Liver and Cheese
Magician and Parrot
New at the Zoo
New Pet
Rover is Gone
Rubinstein and Mario
Seeing Eye Dogs
Teenagers and Cats
The Hotel Guest
The Rabbit and the Blonde
Women and Cats

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Aviation Antics
Aerial Photography
Air Traffic Control
Eye Test
Fly the Friendly Sskies
Pre-flight Announcement
Rules of the Air
Short Runway
The Young Pilot

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Bar and Drinking Jokes
2 Guys
2 More Guys
3 Guys
Absentee
The Baptism
Bar Nuts
Bikers
Bubba 'n' Earl
Man with Ostrich
Out for a Beer

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Battle Of The Sexes
Addition to the Family
Boys vs Girls
Camping Trip
Communication Seminar
Computer Sex
Decisions, Decisions
Dinner Date
Doilies
Dry Goods
Efficient Breakfast
Girltalk for Guys
Haircuts
How to Ruin a Date
Husband Shopping
Joe's Wife
Lunch
The Makeover
Male Pride
Mister Sensitive
New Bride
New Son-in-law
The Phone Call
PMS Advice
The Commercial
The Present
The Proposal
Puzzled
Remote Control
She was Sooooooooo Blond...
Shy Guy
Snow Emerency
Stranded
Weigh-In
What a Woman Wants
Why It's Great to Be a Girl

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Celtic Blessings
Celtic Blessings

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Church & Religion
At the Pearly Gates
The Baptism
Bedtime Prayer
Bill Clinton and the Pope
Cajun 10 Commandments
The Chauffer
Biblical Bloopers
Bulletin Board Bloopers
More Bloopers
Even More Bloopers
Still More Bloopers
Church Humor
Church Mice
Church Signs
Don't Despair
Email from God
Fish 'n' Chips
In Sunday School
"It Is amazing..."
It's a Miracle
The Monastery
New Organist
Occupational Hymns
Pastoral Search
Pastoral Visit
Pastoral Visit #2
Praise Chorus
Preistly Advice
The Pumpkin Gospel
Religion 101
Religion 102
Religion 103
Scientists vs God
Sermon on the Mount
Sunday School
The Offering
Timothy and Antonio
Traveling Trio

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Computers and the Internet
Amish Virus
Axioms for 2001
Before Computers
Book
Computer Sex
Computer Terms
Dogs and Computers
Scam Alert
Haiku
Millenium Pie
Signs of the Times
Terms
The New Guy
Work Virus

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Cops 'n' Robbers
10 Most Wanted
Arraignment
Cop Quotes
Holy Pullover
The Pardon
Traffic Stop
Another Traffic Stop

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Golf
About the Game
After the Game
Golf Widow
Jack's Secret
Norton
Play Through?
Quick Nine
Stevie and Jack
The Big Game

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I Read It In The Paper
Headlines from 2035
Humorous Headlines
More Humorous Headlines
News Screwups
Odd Reports
Oddvertisments

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Just Plain Silly
3 Little Pigs
3 Wishes
Anagrams
Cold Winter
EuroEnglish
Idiots
I'm My Own Grandpa!
The Lone Sky (Thanks, Moe)
Lunch
Mayday!
More Idiots
Morons
Seaman and Pirate
Sea Monsters
Seeing the Shrink
Still More Idiots
Things To Do In An Elevator

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Krazy Kids
The Dirty Boy
In Sunday School
Sex Ed
Sugar 'n' Spice

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Legal Levity
Autopsy
Change of Plea
Cross Examination
Death Sentence
Defamation Suit
Defendant
Divorce Court
Dumb Questions
Legal Beagle
The Note
Reasonable Doubt
Robbery
You Know You Need a New Lawyer When...

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Medical Mayhem
911 Call
At the Shrink's
Bananas
The Carpool
Crazy Math
Diagnosis
Another Diagnosis
Doctor's notes
Getting better
Inkblots
Nasty Bug
No Better
Really Sick!
Seeing the Shrink
Shingles
Shy Guy
Stress Diet
Surgery

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Miscellaneous
A Hearty Breakfast
Anagrams
Barbie Doll
Baseball Buddies
Class Reunion
Dear Abby
Fishin' Buddies
Goofy Warning Labels
The Hitchchiker
Klinger
New Team
Strange Sign Translations
Ten New Words
The Big Game
The Game Show
The Immigrant
The Rest Stop
The Town Gossip
Tributes to Bill Clinton
You Know It's Hot When...
You might be from a smalltown if...
Traveling Trio
William Safire's Rules for Writers
You Know It's Time to Diet When...

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One Liners
Bumper Stickers
Bushisms
Church signs
Cop Quotes
Cross Breeding
Dilbert's Rules of Order
Electrician
Genealogy
Life's Questions
Pipe Specs
Quotes
TV Repairman

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On The Job
Airport Security
Air Traffic Control
Anthropology
At the Salon
Auto Parts Store
Auto Mechanic
The Big Sale
Boot Camp
Border Guard
Brain Food
Budget Crunch
Bungee Jumping
Burglary
Challenged Architect
Clock Repair
Cow for Sale
"Dear Milkman...
Delivery
Dry Goods
Dumb 411 calls
Electrician
Engineers and Accountants
The Funeral
Guard Duty
Gypsy
Hard Times
Human Resources
Insanity
In the Army Now
Job Application
Layed Off
Loan Arranger
Magician and Parrot
Microsoft vs Tomatoes
Military Wisdom
Musicians
New Teacher
New Boss
Occupational Hymns
Parking Ticket
The Photographer
The Pirate Captain
Pizza Delivery
Pre-flight Announcement
Politically Correct Office Party
Politically Correct Rescue
Reading of the Will
Resignation
Rules for Writers
Sailing
The Salesman
Sick Day
Silly Signs
Taxi Driver
The Big Fire
The New Guy
Three New Guys
Trafic Court
Traffic Stop
Two Professors
Upcoming Mergers
Welfare Office

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Parenthood
At the Zoo
Family Get-Together
Fresh Out
Going through Customs
Murphy's Law for Parents
New Father
Parenthood Tests
The Shopping Trip

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Point Of View
A Few Sayings
Diary
Dilbert's Rules of Order
Double Dog Dare
EuroEnglish
Food for thought
Lessons from Mom
More Lessons from Mom
Life's Questions
Light Bulb Zodiac
Modern Times
Observations
Three Kinds of Men
On the Importance of Follow Through
The Balloonist
The Pumpkin Gospel
Resignation
Tex-Mexistentialism
Then and Now
Through The Eyes of a Child
What a Country
What Do You Call...?
Will Rogers on Government and Politics
The Wisdom of Will Rogers
Words of Warning

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Pun Intended
10 Puns
Adopted Bunny
Airport Security
Anthropology
At the Toll Booth
Castaway
Convent fire
Country drive
Daffynitions
The dancer
Mel Famey
New at the Zoo
New Drug
Sherlock
Shopping
The Rabbit and the Blonde
Rudolph
Swedish Export
Timothy & Antonio
Trigonometry
Undertaker's Office
Visit to the Dentist
White Knight?
William Penn

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Rednecks
2 Brothers
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux
Bubba 'n' Bobby Joe
Bubba 'n' Clem
Bubba 'n' Earl
Drug Bust
Fishin' Buddies
Fishing
Ice Fishing
The Letter
True Texans

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School Daze
Animal Sounds
Bizarre Science Test Answers
Classmates
College Buddies
Complete the Phrase
Day Off
Dorm Prank
English is Tough
English Lesson
Exagerated Essays
Excuse Notes
Geezer Exam
History Test Answers
History Quiz
Instructor Heirarchy
Logic Lesson
New Teacher
Philosophy Test
Pizza Delivery
Premed
Remember When...? (for Boomers)
Report Cards
scIQ
Sex Ed
Slogans
Teacher's Pet
Trigonometry
Two Words
We Know You're a Teacher if...
Why English is So Difficult
Young McTavish

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Science
Administratium
Anthropology
Bear Alert
Bear Science
Bread Science
Cross Breeding
Genealogy
Measurements
Modern Conversions
Scientists vs God
Science Quotes from Kids
Ticket to the Moon

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Word Play
An Amzanig Sduty
Goofy Warning Labels
Strange Sign Translations
Ten New Words
William Safire's Rules for Writers

Personal Humor Pages

I've decided to add a few humorous personal pages to the Funny Farm as I come across them. If you know of a really funny page, please send me a link.

The first page to start this new section is Josh's account of passing a kidney stone. Not funny you say? Just read on.

Josh, thank you for sending this page, and for showing us how to keep a sense of humor during life's trials.

"Kidney stones will hurt thee" by Moondogee
Redneck Scrapbook (cartoons)

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