Cats 'n' Dogs

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Cat's motto:
No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs believe they are human.

Cats believe they are God.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.