You Know You're Getting Older When... You get up to change the TV channel and decide as long as you're up, you might as well go to bed. You start complaining that "They're building car seats too low!" When you do the hokey pokey and you "put your left hip out" ... it stays out. One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot-water bottle. You feel your corns more than you do your oats Your actions creak louder than your words You know how to spell gastroenterologist Your biological urges are more like occasional nudges "Happy Hour" now consists of a nap You remember what you did yesterday by what hurts today You look forward to a dull evening. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.