Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair.

Then: Keg.
Now: EKG.

Then: Acid rock.
Now: Acid reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's warm.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity.

Then: Paar.
Now: AARP.

Then: The Grateful Dead.
Now: Dr. Kevorkian.

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.

Then: Mood Stones.
Now: Kidney Stones.

Then: Peace Sign.
Now: Mercedes Logo.

Then: Parents begging you to get a haircut.
Now: Children begging you to get their head shaved.

Then: Passing the driving test.
Now: Passing the vision test.